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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

APRIL 21, 1995

Dykes To Watch Out For

Family Hour

I DUNNO. IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T ENJOY

IT. I JUST WISH WE'D WAITED A LITTLE LONGER.

SO GINGER, WHY WAS MALIKA CALLING LAST NIGHT? CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

NO. SHE JUST WANTED TO GIVE ME HER NEW ADDRESS. SHE MOVED IN WITH THE WOMAN SHE MET A WEEK AFTER WE BROKE UP.

I MEAN, I KNOW IT SOUNDS VICTORIAN, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR HOLDING OUT?

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1995 BY AL

ON THE OTHER HAND,

HAVING ORGASMS WITH

SOMEONE IS A FAIRLY

INTIMATE UNDERTAKING. BUT

ON THE OTHER HAND, I HARDLY KNOW HER!

I'M STARVING!

CHANNA MASALA...SAAG PANEER...

ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO ME?!

YEAH, YEAH. YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW...

WHERE'S MY ALOO PARATHA?

OH, GINGER. THAT MUST'VE

HURT!

ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF HELPED. I DECIDED TO QUIT MAKING EXCUSES, THIS SUMMER I FINISH MY DISSERTATION OR ELSE.

THAT'LL SHOW HER. I BET THE NEW BABE ONLY

DING

HAS A MASTER'S DONG!

DEGREE.

THERE'S

THE FOOD!

I'LL GET IT.

WURF

SO WHY DIDN'T I HOLD OUT? AM I SABOTAGING MYSELF? DO I REALLY FEAR INTIMACY?

Y'KNOW, I'M TIRED OF THIS LIMBO! I WANNA BE AN ADULT, GET ON WITH MY LIFE. MY CAREER.

YEAH. IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE POWER, TOO. DID I TELL YOU THE SHELTER DIRECTOR IS FINALLY LEAVING? I'M GONNA APPLY FOR HER JOB.

ARE!

C

ururar WOOF!

... AND NOW YOU REGRET IT. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS WE DO.

LISTEN, MO. YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT DEIRDRE? IF YOU PROMISE TO QUIT WHINING ABOUT HOW SORRY YOU ARE YOU GOT

LAID, I'LL RUN A CHECK ON HER FOR YOU.

MEANWHILE, ACROSS TOWN...

THANKS FOR ASKING US TO STAY, TONI. IT GETS KINDA LONELY THE NIGHTS ANA WORKS LATE.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. IT'S SUCH A TREAT TO HAVE ANOTHER ADULT AT THE DINNER TABLE.

MORE BIZZA!

HERE, HONEY.

I MADE YOU A SPECIAL RAFFI SIZED PIECE OF PIZZA.

JU-UNE! I'M HO-O

THE BOSTON CRUISE

HATE her

Hate

Her

THE ETHAN Green Guide To CRUISING.

THE L.A. CRUISE

So, WHAT'T

του INTOP

THE D.C. CRUISE

SO,

Who Do

You

WORK

FOR?

PANT PANT

THE CHELSEA CRUISE

TUG

TUG TUG

OH! GLORIA, HI!

THE BAY AREA CRUISE

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY HOT, AND IF YOU WEREN'T A MEMBER OF THE ALICEB. TOKLAS DEMOCRATIC CLUB, I'D CONSIDER SLEEPING WITH YOU...

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I THINK YOU'RE REALLY HOT. &IF I HADN'T HEARD YOU'D VOTED FOR FRANK JORDAN, I'D CONSIDER SLEEPING

WITH YOU MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME & ARGUE ABOUT MELINDA PARAS...

I'd REALLY LIKE THAT..

BY ERIC ORNER.

THE SOUTH BEACH CRUISE

1.

YOU CRUISE ME? HA!

NO CHANCE, LANCE

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF,

BUCK,

YOU'RE Too FAT

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